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Saturday, August 19, 2023

V13 N. 72 , Seb Coe's Thoughts, Day One in the Books, Woe Unto the Dutch Team, What Is a Win Worth?

 August 18, 2023

Sean Ingle reported yesterday in The Guardian about Lord Coe's current views on Athletics and what the future will hopefully bring.  Here is that article and then we will comment.

The World Athletics president, Seb Coe, has warned that it would be the definition of insanity to keep doing things in the usual way as he promised radical changes in the next few years.

Speaking after being re-elected for a third and final time as president, Coe told delegates that track and field was in “a race against time” to stay relevant to young people. “It was Einstein who defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over and getting the same results,” he said. “It’s time to take a deep and objective look at ourselves, our organisations and activities, and assess our own levels of insanity.”

Coe said that tracking data carried out by Nielsen at the end of 2022 showed that athletics was now ranked fourth in sports interest globally, compared to eighth or ninth in 2015, but added that more needed to be done to stay relevant.

“We are in a race,” he said. “And it is a race we cannot lose. It is a race against time, and it’s a race to continue to capture the imagination of young people. It’s not a race against other sports. It’s a race against all those outside influences that take up their time and, quite frankly, in some cases are more exciting and relevant to their lives.”

Coe also announced that World Athletics was conducting a deep data review to see which events are the most popular. Asked if it could lead to some being scrapped or others added, he replied: “The table is full.”

The World Athletics president insisted that the foundations were in place for the sport to grow, with stars such as Sydney McLaughlin-LevroneNoah Lyles and others having the talent and personality to have huge crossover appeal.

He said he expected a new six-part Netflix documentary, out next year before the Paris Olympics, would also help – as would a new three-day global event featuring “the best of the best”, which would launch in 2026.

It is also likely that cross-country running will return for the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics, while World Athletics also intends to tap more into the growing sports of trail and mountain running.

“The first four years of my mandate was making sure the ship didn’t sink,” Coe said. “We were in a very, very serious position. We restructured the sport and put safeguards in place that we should have had.

“The next four years were really about dealing with all the issues that have been in the in-tray for far too long, such as the ongoing issues of Russia and protecting the female category. I really want the next four years to focus on what is the product? What is it that is going to future-proof the sport for the next 30 or 40 years?”

History was also made on Thursday with half of the 26 World Athletics elected council members being women – the first time that has happened in a major sport.

“I cannot begin to tell you how proud I am to be leading this sport in an era where we now have gender equity in our World Athletics council,” said Coe.

Coe may not complete his final term as there is growing support for him to stand to replace Thomas Bach as International Olympic Committee president when his term ends in 2025. However when asked about standing, Coe replied: “I genuinely haven’t ruled it in and I haven’t ruled it out.”


Our thoughts based on information above.


If Track and Field is  "now ranked fourth in sports interest globally" , why is is not very lucrative to be world champion?   I looked up the payout for a win place and show down to eighth place

Gold =  $70,000           4th = $16,000       7th = $6,000

Silver=  $35,000           5th = $11,000       8th = $5,000

Bronze=$22,000           6th = $7,000


Relays (Split 4 Ways)

Gold    =  $80,000                4th =  $16,000        7th  = $6,000

Silver   =  $40,000                5th =  $12,000        8th  = $4,000

Bronze =  $20,000                6th =  $8,000


I haven't found the Nielsen research that says what the most popular sports ahead of Track and Field are, but I'm sure Soccer/Football is number one in the world.  Some reports not necessarily Nielsen, put cricket way up there which tells you the influence of British colonialism on the world of sport.  I guess the Brits invented and exported soccer, but it seems it was very contagious even beyond the empire.

Question remains why is track and field so far behind in ability to pay it's champions compared to Baseball, US football, Golf, Tennis, and on and on.  That should be high on the list of goals for any boss of World Athletics who wants to prove himself worthy of being the Pres. of the International Olympic Committee.  Coe mentions putting cross country back into the Olympics.  Wow that's great, but who ever paid to go to a cross country meet or watch it on TV?  Has he talked to Saudi Arabia?  Maybe he could interest them in sponsoring  man vs. camel racing.  We did something like that with Jesse Owens vs. a race horse when Jesse flipped off the American powers that were and went pro.  

Now on to the World Championships

The US had a great opening day, The Netherlands has the worst imaginable.

Start with the US.  Ryan Crouser, now carrying a couple of blood clots in his calf (think Eliqus, Ryan, the ad money could be fantastic) still wins the shot put by being 1.27 meters better than second place Leonardo Fabbri of Italy who surprised the heck out of himself with a 22.34 (73' 3 1/4")throw, and the ever steady and reliable Joe Kovacs of the US came through with a 22.12 (72' 6") meter throw for $22,000 for third place while a second string NFL running back earned that for lacing up his shoes all by by himself.  Oh, yes, Crouser's throw was 77' 1" and some change.


That 20KM race walk by the guys was won by Alvaro Martin of Spain 1 hr 17 min 32 sec.,   2nd place Perseus Karlstrom Sweden  1 hr 17 min 39 sec,   3rd place Caio Bonfim of Brazil in 1 hr 17 min 47 sec.    Not to be outdone by the rest of this world class field,  Evan Dunfee of British Columbia got fourth in 1 hr 18 min and 3 sec.    Evan won't be training in BC when he comes back down to earth as the smoke from forest fires is horrific all over the province and much of the Pacific Northwest.  Keep us in your thoughts.  Thirty thousand people are under evacuation orders and many more under the slightly less worrisome category of evacuation alert.


The hopes of the Dutch nation were high and resting on the shoulders of Siffan Hassan and Femke Bol.  The day started okay for Siffan, former 1500 meters women's world record holder and a 2 hr 18 min marathoner to boot until Faith Kipyegon got herself  in gear and set WR's in the 1500, mile, and 5000 meters.  Hassan qualified easily in the morning and advanced to the 1500 semis.   Then with 7 hours rest she entered the next to last event of the day,  the 10,000 meters and on the final stretch she was going neck and neck with Gudaf Tsegay from Ethiopia looking like she might hang on for the win but with about 30 meters to go Hassan appeared to be starting to lunge toward the tape way too soon and stumbled and fell.  She then decided to walk across the line while another 9 runners passed her.  Really unfortunate for the Dutch team.  But that was only the beginning.  Ethiopians took first three places,  Tsegay 31:27.18, Letesenbet Gidey 31:28.16, and Ejguyehu Taye  31:28.31.   Hassan took 26 seconds to walk that last thirty meters finishing 11th in 31:53.35.  And afterwards she did not look all that upset.  She may still have been in shock.

Up comes the final event of the day and a chance for the Dutch to redeem themselves in  the relatively new event called the mixed 4x400.  Two men , two women on each team and paying $80,000 to win.  Obviously to  be divided equally or maybe the runners' agents also get a cut.  Anyway,  the Netherlands is possibly a slight favorite coming in with Hemke Bol, the second best 400IH runner in the world anchoring them.  She is given a lead on the final hand off and holds it coming down the stretch, but the American , Alexis Holmes, is coming on hard and they are going to the line neck and neck but only three meters out again a poorly timed lunge, a fatigue induced foot misstep, a possible touch by the American(?) and Bol goes straight into a faceplant on the track losing the baton even before she hits the track, probably trying to protect herself with that hand.  Wait she's up and crosses the line in third, but the baton is gone and the Dutch are again left out in the cold.  It is a bad day in the Hague, Amsterdam and Rotterdam and the suburbs.  Heinekins will be flowing but not to celebrate.   The Americans win in the world record time of 3:08.80, (Holmes' anchor is around 48.9).  Great Britain is second in 3:11.06 (NR) and Czech Republic is third in 3:11.98 (NR).  Bol's stumble cost her and her teammates $80,000 plus  a World Record $100,000.   The only thing I'm not sure of is if the relay runners  would get first place money and the WR bonus for that win.  I'm sure the IRS would like to know.    Dutch fans, you are just going to have to wait til the next Formula One race and see if Max Verstappen will raise your spirits.

One last and undoubtedly boring thing before going to bed.   I watched the events on CBC television today.  A bit watered down.  We saw the first 4 laps of the 10,000 meters and the last two laps.  The announcers who are not track people described the early stages several times a 'pedestrian'  which they were, so I was curious how the race evolved. Unfortunately CBC chose to go elsewhere.   Did the Kenyans or Ethiopians do any tactical running?  Were they throwing in hard laps occasionally?  So looking at splits I got the answer.  It was every woman for herself.  After the first three laps which were indeed 'pedestrian' they picked it up a bit and ran very steady up to 9600 meters. Gidey carried the pace on the slightly faster laps,  and then the race began with Tsegay of Ethiopia staying on her feet all the way to the finish  with a 59 second last lap and watching Hassan bite the rubber track.   I calculated the lap times for you which I'm sure you will all memorize.  It will be a take home test tomorrow.  

1:23, 1:30, 1:28,  now they picked up  1:17, 1:14, 1:15, 1:15, 1:16, 1:17, 1:17, 1:17, 1:18, 1:17, 1:17, now another little uptick by the Ethiopians  1:14, 1:12, 1:12, 1:14, 1:14, 1:13, 1:12, 1:14, 1:13, 1:11, 0:59.   Okay those 1:12's count as an uptick in pace.  But I didn't really see those laps, because the CBC chose not to share them.




Friday, August 18, 2023

V13 N. 71 How to Get Results and Maybe Even Some Video of This Week's World Championships and Some Tourism Advice

 August 18, 2023

If you are like me (God I hope not) you avoid paying for anything on the internet.   Anyway I googled this morning    'World Athletics Championships Budapest Results'  and got to the following website from World Athletics    https://worldathletics.org/competitions/world-athletics-championships/budapest23/results/men/1500-metres/heats/result         Yes ,  I know it is the startlists for heats of the men's 1500 meters heats.   But from there you can navigate on the site and get accredited (sign up) for free to get results of everything in the coming week.  It appears that you may even get video highlights of each event.  Man, I can't wait to watch the 20Km race walk.  But I digress.  Really this may be the way to watch.  You won't get it live, but it won't be too old and festering.  If you have other ways of watching,  please share with us and I will post it.  If you are already settled in at a nice hotel in Budapest, have a great time.

This is a better way for results:

Here’s the main schedule link George. All 9 days are listed. Also, if one is already paying for Peacock TV there’s a whole list of World Game broadcasts there.   Russ Reabold

That said, if you are in Budapest this week,  please be aware of the following just off the AP wires.


Hungary’s Orbán to host Turkish, Serbian and other leaders alongside world track championships

FILE - Hungarian Prime Minster Viktor Orban, center, and UEFA president Aleksander Ceferin, right, stand before the Europa League final soccer match between Sevilla and Roma, at the Puskas Arena in Budapest, Hungary, Wednesday, May 31, 2023. This month in Budapest, the spotlight will shine on Hungary, a country led by Orban a prime minister with authoritarian leanings and a shaky human-rights record. Budapest's latest step onto the international stage starts Saturday, the opening of the nine-day track and field world championships. (AP Photo/Denes Erdos, File)

FILE - Hungarian Prime Minster Viktor Orban, center, and UEFA president Aleksander Ceferin, right, stand before the Europa League final soccer match between Sevilla and Roma, at the Puskas Arena in Budapest, Hungary, Wednesday, May 31, 2023. This month in Budapest, the spotlight will shine on Hungary, a country led by Orban a prime minister with authoritarian leanings and a shaky human-rights record. Budapest’s latest step onto the international stage starts Saturday, the opening of the nine-day track and field world championships. (AP Photo/Denes Erdos, File)

BUDAPEST, Hungary (AP) — As millions of viewers around the world focus on Hungary 

while it hosts the year’s largest international sporting event, its nationalist prime minister 

will receive the leaders of Turkey, Serbia, Qatar and a host of Central Asian nations in a sign 

of the European country’s continuing drift toward the Eastern sphere of influence.

Prime Minister Viktor Orbán, a self-proclaimed proponent of “illiberal democracy” who is 

characterized by an aggressive stance toward his Western partners, plans numerous bilateral 

meetings in the coming days as the capital, Budapest, hosts the 2023 World Athletics 

Championships.

The nine-day track and field event will be the backdrop for talks with the Emir of Qatar and 

the presidents of Turkey, Azerbaijan, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan, as well as 

leaders from the 

Balkan nations of Serbia and Bosnia.

I take issue  with the writer that the Track Championships are the biggest sporting event of the year.  

The Women's World Cup soccer will probably top Track when all the numbers are 

counted.  GB

Our Advice:   Watch who you get drunk with and do not say anything that will piss off 

the local authorities.  You could be there for an extended visit.  

Wednesday, August 16, 2023

V 13 N. 70 Wonderful research tool from trackattic.xyz

Yesterday we received the note below from Russ Reabold connecting readers to a complete set of NCAA results and other USA Stats.    The main site that leads you to other things is  trackattic.xyz   Take a look, you will be amazed.    This site is so extensive it even lists our humble blog. 

George Brose


Hi George,

I don’t know if you want to add this to your next email but we have expanded our NCAA page and it now includes results for all 3 Divisions. http://trackattic.xyz/NCAAResults.html

We have also added a BIG 10 page as well and have all the results going back to 1901. 
Russ

Saturday, August 12, 2023

V 13 N. 70 Dean Smith, U of Texas Gold Medallist 1952, Cowboy Hall of Fame, Hollywood Stuntman R.I.P.

 


                                                                    Dean Smith 1931-2023

    


                                                        John Wayne and Dean Smith on set


Preston Davis just informed me of the passing of Dean Smith.   The accompanying obituary covers his life in great detail.    We also had a posting on Dean Smith several years ago. (see links below)


Hi George…

I’ve attached the obituary of Dean Smith, Longhorn great who you featured a few years ago.  Dean passed away about a month ago and was 91…from cancer.  He led quite a life: great high school and college sprinter, gold medal from Helsinki Games from winning USA 4x100, Hollywood stuntman and best friends with John Wayne, Jim Garner, and others, rodeo cowboy and rancher.  He was inducted into four Hall of Fames:

  • University of Texas Hall of Honor
  • Hollywood Stuntman Hall of Fame
  • Texas Sports Hall of Fame
  • Texas Rodeo Cowboy Hall of Fame

I first met Dean at the Coliseum Relays in 1963.  Our UT two mile relay team was scheduled to compete and Dean contacted our coach and invited us out to his “ranch” in the San Fernando Valley.  He had a few acres where he trained his horses.  When I first met him he was already a star…he had been in The Alamo with John Wayne and at age 31, he was in his stuntman prime.  We stayed in touch through the years.  He was a true gentleman cowboy who loved his Longhorns…both the University and the cattle he had on his ranch!  

The attached obit also has a couple of videos re Dean’s life.

Hook ‘em…

Preston

Friday, August 11, 2023

V 13 N. 69 You're Never Too Young - Issam Asinga Busted For 'Alleged' Doping

 Listen, Issam, this stuff is good, maybe even better than mushrooms or Red Bull.  You gotta try it just 

once.    


Next thing we’ll know is that his NIL $$$ paid for drugs.

Good lord, there is no end to what money can ruin.  Roy B.


Well, the kid is just above legal age.  Probably easily influenced by all that sudden fame, beating Lyles.
Think of all the vultures hanging around these kids, parental pressure.  bling.    Just look at the so called 'basketball academies" to get a whiff.    George




This hot off the press from the Associated Press.   *

*note this is just a 'provisional' suspension while further investigation are being made.

If B tests prove negative, he could still be in Budapest and not as a spectator.


MONACO (AP) — The Florida teenager who beat Noah Lyles in a 100 meter race in 

April has been suspended for a positive doping test, track and field investigators said

 Friday.

The Athletics Integrity Unit said it issued 18-year-old Issam Asinga with a “notice of 

allegation” about a positive test for GW1516, a banned substance with a notorious 

reputation.

Asinga is provisionally suspended from competing while the AIU prosecutes the case.

Just two weeks ago, Asinga set an Under-20 world record of 9.89 seconds running for Suriname at the South American championships in Brazil. It was also a South American senior record.

Asinga made his reputation beating Lyles in April in a wind-assisted 

9.83. 

Lyles is the world champion over 200 and a likely favorite also for 

the 100 title this month at the worlds in Budapest, Hungary.

The teenager also ran a sub-20 time in the 200 in April, clocking 19.97 at Lubbock, 

Texas.

 He reportedly has committed to attending college at Texas A&M.

GW1516 was developed to help build endurance and burn fat but failed medical trials

 when found to cause cancer during tests on rodents.

The World Anti-Doping Agency warned athletes in 2013 the substance was a toxic 

threat to health if used as a performance enhancer.

The AIU gave no timetable to process Asinga’s case.

___

AP sports: https://apnews.com/sports





Tuesday, August 1, 2023

V13 N. 68 "University Days" by James Thurber. Have Times Changed Much?

 James Thurber, one of America's great observers and humorists was from Columbus, Ohio.

He attended Ohio State University from 1914-1918 and failed to graduate.  This was before the modern era when OSU became prefixed with a 't'.   My granddaughter  Izzy will soon begin her third year at OSU, sorry I refuse to comply with their new monnicker.   WWWD?    What Would Woody Do?  I'm going to forward Thurber's short story about his days at the ol' Scarlet and Gray for her to compare the old with the new.  We used to read some of Thurber's stories in college prep English in high school, and my father being a well read factory worker and plumber, had  most of Thurber's works as well as a complete collection of Mark Twain's books.  The Huck's and the Tom's and some Thurber were often read to me before bed in my early days.   

Today in my weekly stroll through Value Village, a mega thrift store in Courtenay, BC, I found a copy of Thurber's work and saw the short story  'University Days' which was about his time at the old North High Street campus in Columbus.  I've liberated it from the internet and provide you with a transcript below.   Three things in particular come to note.  (1)  There was no accommodation for students with physical disabilities.    Thurber had poor eyesight and could not pass botany, because he could not see through a microscope.  This he claimed kept him from graduating.    (2)  Football players were still the butt of humor for their lack of ability in the classroom and the extraordinary means that professors would go to help them pass their classes to be eligible for the 'big game'.   Also note that Thurber characterizes the dumb football player as a member of the lower classes, most likely of Eastern European origin.  This stereotyping is still there today but directed more toward other ethnic minorities.  (3)  There was a need to pass a 'gymnasium' ( P.E.) class in order to graduate, and again students with disabilities were given no assistance or accommodation.  Add to that,  the male (I assume not female) students had to 'strip down'  ie. get naked in the first P.E. class, and they had to learn to swim to graduate.  Do we really need this to be a well rounded liberal arts grad?  Perhaps at the Coast Guard and Naval academies.  Okay, Ohio has a long shoreline on Lake Erie,  I concede.    Thurber does not mention that there might have been some sexual predation going on here, as has happened in modern times at OSU.  Just ask our ranking Ohio congressman Jim Jordan who was on the coaching staff when male student athletes were being 'played' by Richard Strauss * (not the composer) an out of control member of the medical staff.  I'm sure Mr. Jordan would like to forget about those times.  

The last part of the story is about journalism and the agriculture school.  We often forget that OSU had and maybe still has an agriculture department, although most of those old farms or laboratories now consist of the upscale town of Dublin, Ohio.  

So, Class,   for your enjoyment and assignment in comparative education and sociology today here is 'University Days' by James Thurber.  perhaps some of you have similar stories about students like Mr.  Bloenciecwcz.


                  University Days by James Thurber(试发表)


I passed all the other courses that I took at my University, but I could never pass botany. This was because all botany students had to spend several hours a week in a laboratory looking through a microscope at plant cells, and I could never see through a microscope. I never once saw a cell through a microscope. This used to enrage my instructor. He would wander around the laboratory pleased with the progress all the students were making in drawing the involved and, so I am told, interesting structure of flower cells, until he came to me. I would just be standing there. "I can't see anything," I would say. He would begin patiently enough, explaining how anybody can see through a microscope, but he would always end up in a fury; claiming that I could too see through a microscope but just pretended that I couldn't. "It takes away from the beauty of flowers anyway," I used to tell him. "We are not concerned with beauty in this course," he would say. "We are concerned solely with what I may call the mechanics of flowers." "Well," I'd say. "I can't see anything." "Try it just once again," he'd say, and I would put my eye to the microscope and see nothing at all, except now and again a nebulous milky substance—a phenomenon of maladjustment. You were supposed to see a vivid, restless clockwork of sharply defined plant cells. "I see what looks like a lot of milk," I would tell him. This, he claimed, was the result of my not having adjusted the microscope properly, so he would readjust it for me, or rather, for himself. And I would look again and see milk. I finally took a deferred pass, as they called it, and waited a year and tried again. (You had to pass one of the biological sciences or you couldn't graduate.) The professor had come back from vacation brown as a berry, bright-eyed, and eager to explain cell-structure again to his classes. "Well," he said to me, cheerily, when we met in the first laboratory hour the semester, "we're going to see cells this time, aren't we?" "Yes, sir," I said. Students to the right of me and left of me and in front of me were seeing cells, what's more, they were quietly drawing pictures of them in their notebooks. Of course, I didn't see anything. "We'll try it," the professor said to me, grimly, "with every adjustment of the microscope known to man. As God is my witness, I'll arrange this glass so that you see cells through it or I'll give up teaching. In twenty-two years of botany, I—" He cut off abruptly for he was beginning to quiver all over, like Lionel Barrymore, and he genuinely wished to hold onto his temper; his scenes with me had taken a great deal out of him. So we tried it with every adjustment of the microscope known to man. With only one of them did I see anything but blackness or the familiar lacteal opacity, and that time I saw, to my pleasure and amazement, a variegated constellation of flecks, specks, and dots. These I hastily drew. The instructor, noting my activity, came from an adjoining desk, a smile on his lips and his eyebrows high in hope. He looked at my cell drawing. "What's that?" he demanded, with a hint of squeal in his voice. "That's what I saw," I said. "You didn't, you didn't, you didn't!" he screamed, losing control of his temper instantly, and he bent over and squinted into the microscope. His head snapped up. "That's your eye!" he shouted. "You've fixed the lens so that it reflects! You've drawn your eye!" Another course I didn't like, but somehow managed to pass, was economics. I went to that class straight from the botany class, which didn't help me any in understanding either subject. I used to get them mixed up. But not as mixed up as another student in my economics class who came there direct from a physics laboratory. He was a tackle on the football team, named Bolenciecwcz. At that time Ohio State University had one of the best football teams in the country, and Bloenciecwcz was one of its outstanding stars. In order to be eligible to play it was necessary for him to keep up in his studies, a very difficult matter, for while he was not dumber than an ox he was not any smarter. Most of his professors were lenient and helped him along. None gave him more hints, in answering questions, or asked him simpler ones than the economics professor, a thin, timid man named Bassum. One day when we were on the subject of transportation and distribution, it came Bolenciecwcz's turn to answer a question, "Name one means of transportation," the professor said to him. No light came into the big tackle's eyes. "Just any means of transportation," said the professor. Bolenciecwcz sat staring at him. "That is," pursued the professor, "any medium, agency, or method of going from one place to another," Bolenciecwcz had the look of a man who is being led into a trap. "You may choose among steam, horse-drawn, or electrically propelled vehicles," said the instructor. "I might suggest the one which we commonly take in making long journeys across land." There was a profound silence in which everybody stirred uneasily, including Bolenciecwcz and Mr. Bassum. Mr. Bassum abruptly broke this silence in an amazing manner. "Choo-choo-choo," he said, in a low voice, and turned instantly scarlet. He glanced appealingly around the room. All of us, of course, shared Mr. Bassum's desire that Bolenciecwcz should stay abreast of the class in economics. For the Illinois game, one of the hardest and most important of the season, was only a week off. "Toot, toot, too-tooooooot!" some student with a deep voice moaned, and we all looked encouragingly at Bolenciecwcz. Somebody else gave a fine imitation of a locomotive letting off steam. Mr. Bassum himself rounded off the little show. "Ding, dong, ding, dong," he said, hopefully. Bolenciecwcz was staring at the floor now, trying to think, his great brow furrowed, his huge hands rubbing together, his face red. "How did you come to college this year, Mr. Bolenciecwcz?" asked the professor. "Chuffa chuffa, chuffa chuffa."   "M'father sent me," said the football player.   "What's on?" asked Bassum.   "I git an 'lowance," said the tackle, in a low, husky voice, obviously embarrassed.   "No, no," said Bassum, "Name a means of transportation. What did you ride here on?"   "Train," said Bolenciecwcz.   "Quite right," said the professor. "Now, Mr. Nugent, will you tell us—" If I went through anguish in botany and economics—for different reasons—gymnasium work was even worse. I don't even like to think about it. They wouldn't let you play games or join in the exercises with your glasses on and I couldn't see with mine off. I bumped into professors, horizontal bars, agricultural students, and swinging iron rings. Not being able to see, I could take it but I couldn't dish it out. Also, in order to pass gymnasium (and you had to pass it to graduate) you had to learn to swim if you didn't know how. I didn’t like the swimming pool, I didn’t like swimming, and I didn't like the swimming instructor, and after all these years I still don't. I never swam but I passed my gym work anyway, by having another student give my gymnasium number (978) and swim across the pool in my place. He was a quiet, amiable blonde youth, number 473, and he would have seen through a microscope for me if we could have got away with it, but we couldn't get away with it. Another thing I didn't like about gymnasium work was that they made you strip the day you registered. It is impossible for me to be happy when I am stripped and being asked a lot of questions. Still, I did better than a lanky agricultural student who was cross-examined just before I was. They asked each student what college he was in—that is, whether Arts, Engineering, Commerce, or Agriculture. "What college are you in?" the instructor snapped at the youth in front of me. "Ohio State University," he said promptly. It wasn't that agricultural student but it was another a whole lot like him who decided to take up journalism, possibly on the ground that when farming went to hell he could fall bake on newspaper work. He didn't realize, of course, that that would be very much like falling back full-length on a kit on carpenter's tools. Haskins didn't seem cut out for journalism, being too embarrassed to talk to anybody and unable to use a typewriter, but the editor of the college paper assigned him to the cow barns, the sheep house, the horse pavilion, and the animal husbandry department generally. This was a genuinely big "beat," for it took up five times as much ground and got ten times as great a legislative appropriation as the College of Liberal Arts. The agricultural student knew animals, but nevertheless his stories were dull and colorlessly written. He took all afternoon on each one of them, on account of having to hunt for each letter on the typewriter. Once in a while he had to ask somebody to help him hunt. "C" and "L", in particular, were hard letters for him to find. His editor finally got pretty much annoyed at the farmer-journalist because his pieces were so uninteresting. "See here, Haskins," he snapped at him one day, "why is it we never have anything hot from you on the horse pavilion? Here we have two hundred head of horses on this campus—more than any other university in the Western Conference except Purdue—and yet you never get any real low down on them. Now shoot over to the horse barns and dig up something lively." Haskins shambled out and came back in about an hour; he said something. "Well, start it off snappily," said the editor. "Something people will read." Haskins set to work and in a couple of hours brought a sheet of typewritten paper to the desk; it was a two-hundred word story about some disease that had broken out among the horses. Its opening sentence was simple but arresting. It read: "Who has noticed the sores on the tops of the horses in the animal husbandry building?"

*Richard Strauss
Following an independent 2019 investigation which found that Richard Strauss had sexually abused at least 177 students from 1979 to 1997, Ohio State University agreed to pay $40.9 million to settle the lawsuits of 162 men who alleged sexual abuse during the former university team doctor's tenure.
$40.9 million doesn't seem like all that much when you consider that OSU's annual  athletics budget for 36 men's and women's sports was recently $225 million.
Funny stories by James Thurber.  I did not realize he had been a student at OSU.  There were no accommodations for anyone out of the norm in those days, but thanks to PC and other programs, concessions have been made.  Most occurred in the 1970s.  I remember that Wright State was the nation's leader in such accommodations and consequently drew disabled people from all over the world, many living in the same dorm.

   As for dumb football players, there are stories galore but one I remember had to do with Troy's Bob Ferguson who did not start until his junior year because he could not learn the plays of the halfback since he had been a fullback and Bob White was in that position.  My mother dated a standout OSU football player in her only year of grad school, 1928.  He was also a state champion discus thrower.  His name was Joe Ujhelyi who played in 1928 & 1929.  I assume he was pretty smart because my mom was not impressed with athletes so she had to be impressed by his intellect.  Bill Schnier


I read that great Thurber story as an undergrad at WSU (Wayne State U.).  It was in an anthology titled  'Toward Liberal Education.'  - John Telford


Being from a long line of "P.E. people" I find it interesting in the design of P.E. in the curriculum    With a plan like this no wonder P.E.  didn't take hold in our academic culture and society     Mike Waters,  Corvallis, OR

V 15 N. 10 Gunder 'The Wunder' Haegg Visits Cincinnati

Bob Roncker of Cincinnati, Ohio has sent in this account of one day on the 1943 tour that Gunder Haegg of Sweden made to the US to help rais...